drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

did-you-kno:

Source

floozys:

hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

baby-purple:

Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide

Then

Now-

Ned Bigby 

Cookie

Jennifer aka Moze

Loomer

Coconut Head

Gordo from lizzie mcguire 

Larry

Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban 

Zack

Cody

The Twins

Wizards of Waverly place- Justin

(OMFG!!)

Max

Zoey 101- Dena

Dustin

Lola

Chase

James

Quinn-

Cory in the house- Cory

Sophie 

Newt

That’s so Raven- Chelsea

Smart Guy- Tj

Marcus

Hannah Montana- Miley

Oliver

Boy meets world- Cory

Topenga-

Shawn-

Drake and Josh- Josh

cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]

taylulz:

Spot on

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

purgatorybitches:

I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.

yourtubes:

*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*

lordoftheinternet:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

they’re cows

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

uncured:

themunchkym:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

This show existed. It was called “Unsolved Mysteries”. And it was worse because it was about real people.

calm down satan